dangerguerrero:

splitsider:

The most important research you’ll read today: Why The State Is the Wu-Tang Clan of Comedy.

I haven’t even read this yet. I’m just reblogging it on principle.

The fact that there needs to be a petition for this is heartbreaking and unsurprising. ‘Merica

Deal with it

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

IT’S THE KITTEN HYDRA!

I am dead from the cute.

dangerguerrero:

Anybody want to never sleep again?

Four new sharks—including a “rapier wielding” sawshark—are among 140 new species discovered by California Academy of Sciences researchers in 2011, the institution announced in December.

The African dwarf sawshark (Pristiophorus nancyae) was accidentally captured in a 1,600-foot-deep (490-meter-deep) trawl off Mozambique. The animal is only the seventh species of sawshark known to science, according to David Ebert, a research associate at the Academy.

The predator has a long, tooth-studded snout that it uses like a sword, whipping the appendage through schools of fish and then returning to eat any casualties.

To clarify: There are sharks that have ***serrated face swords.***

The ocean is the worst.

O hai, nightmare fuel.

explodingdog:

An important question

kellyoxford:

This is how they catch those models. He’s serious about his molesting.